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Boyfriend 5.0 vs Husband 1.0

Published at January 20, 2010 in humor. 0 Comments

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0, and SPORTS 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

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DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources). In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

The Planet is Fine. The People are Fucked

Published at January 12, 2010 in video. 0 Comments

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Published at October 15, 2009 in video. 0 Comments

No translations. Flawless video.

Untitled Sound Objects

Published at October 15, 2009 in inspiration, sounds and things. 0 Comments

“Untitled Sound Objects” is a series of sound installations by Zimoun an Pe Lang. They use computer controlled small machines and robots, in combination with different materials which are used as sound sources. This video gives you a nice overview.

This video shows you some of the test objects and experiments they did.

This last one called “Woodworms I” by Zimoun, is nothing more than a piece of wood, a microphone, a soundsystem and woodworms.

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Create music online with HOBNOX

Published at September 22, 2009 in free stuff, inspiration and sounds. 0 Comments

The Hobnox Audiotool is an online music emulator that includes one mixer, one drum machine similar to the Roland TR-808 and two bass sequencers similar to the Roland TB-303, along with a variety of effect pedals. All of the devices have inputs and outputs, so that effects and instruments can be combined to create a very large number of diverse tracks.

Optical Illusion Artworks by Rob Gonsalves

Published at September 9, 2009 in artists, inspiration and optical illusion. 0 Comments

Artist Rob Gonsalves was born in Toronto, Canada in 1959. During his childhood, he developed an interest in drawing from imagination using various media. By age twelve, his awareness of architecture grew as he leaned perspective techniques and began to do his first paintings and renderings of imagined buildings.

After an introduction to Artists Dali and Tanguy, Gonsalves began his first surrealist paintings. The “Magic Realism” approach of Magritte along with the precise perspective illusions of Escher came to be influences in his future work.

Gallery of Rob Gonsales artworks

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The Classic Pin-Up Art of George Petty

Published at August 25, 2009 in artists and inspiration. 1 Comment

George Petty was one of the top “cheesecake” illustrators of the 30s and 40s. He began his career with a series of cartoons featuring beautiful girls and their far from handsome beaus. His work coined the term “Petty Girls” to describe the carefully airbrushed girls with brilliant smiles and sexy poses.